sometimes i feel okay and then i’m like wow that was a really nice 45 seconds
you wanna take this outside??? you wanna take this to the park? you wanna look at the stars with me? you wanna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards??
i dont understand the pleasure in sexting
like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like
how do i respond??
‘i’m so happy for you’
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this cycle of silence that never gets broken because i’m too stubborn to just put myself out there
nothing is more embarrassing than people finding your attempted selfies
imagine kissing someone ur in love with
gently ruffling their hair with ur fingers
the feeling of their lips softly touching against urs
their arms around u, holding u close
i’ve done like, 12 things in my life probably, and i regret 16 of them